// ==UserScript==
// @name		DoJ Evidence Helper
// @namespace		http://www.rungie.com/craig/DoJ.user.js
// @description		This script helps the Justice Department when it gathers evidence about porn searches from search engine companies
// @include		http://www.google.com/*
// @include		http://google.com/*
// ==/UserScript==
//
// Script written by Craig Hughes <crai+doj@rungie.com>
// Licensed for distribution under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license
// http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/

if (!GM_xmlhttpRequest) {
    alert('Please upgrade to the latest version of Greasemonkey.');
    return;
}

possible_searches	= new Array(3);
possible_searches[0]	= 'Pictures of Alberto Gonzalez giving George Bush a blowjob';
possible_searches[1]	= 'Implications of the first amendment to the US constitution';
possible_searches[2]	= 'Video of Alberto Gonzalez and his favorite twelve year old';

the_search = escape(possible_searches[Math.floor(Math.random() * possible_searches.length)]);


GM_xmlhttpRequest({
	method: 'GET',
	url: 'http://www.google.com/search?q='+the_search,
	headers: {
		'User-agent': 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible) PornBrowser'
	}
});